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| (I have one big eye and one little eye, just like my earthworm counterpart) |
Any-who, the list continues:
Dave is...
- meeting his girlfriend 12 years his junior at the airport (they met 'online').
- wearing a watch capable of telling the time 1000m below sea level.
- a little bit racist.
- pretty bad in bed (i guess).
- smelling surprisingly good today, especially for a man of his figure.
- a 'geezer!'
- making me look more intelligent and handsome by staying close by.
- earning less than the national average, but still lots more than me.
- not good at difficult things.
- a shaven ape.
- more annoying with time.
- still here!
- not able to read books without pictures.
- not modest.
- a bit too 'touchy-feely' for my liking.
- using the adjective 'bonkers' too much. (once is too much)
- not as young as he thinks.
- sporting a 'short back and sides', and encompasses everything I hate about getting a hair cut.
- repeating what someone else's opinions.
- totally unaware I'm writing this list.
- also totally unaware that in his presence I have plotted his death 6 times (with only my firm grip of morality and conscience stopping me (and the fact that I'm a sissy)).
- under the impression his 'friends' call him 'Big' Dave because he's tall, not fat.
- snoring on the plane.
- wearing a 'witty' t-shirt.
- still on my mind months after seeing him.
- my nemesis.
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