'All we need is a little energon and alot of luck'

So it's been a while since my last post, in fact it's been a long while (Not much short of a year).

In the time between my last post and now many significant global events have taken place:

• Kim Jong il died.
• The Only Way is Essex was born.
• Skynet did not become self aware.
• Skyrim has wasted any spare time I've had.
• I watched Drive at the cinema
• I've forgotten how to drive.
• And I drew this... (you can see my word of the day behind it, Poppysmic - The sound of lips smacking)

This is not meant as a religous comment - but seriously, who would win in a fight? An imortal carpenter with an 'ard Dad or an acid blooded, two mouthed John Hurt impregnating Alien?

Now with such an incredible year behind us (the human race) what posibly can you (the 6 followers this blog has) expect from 'It Really Tied the Room Together' this year?

Here is a summary of just some of the wonderful things yet to come:

• At least twice as many posts as 2011 (so that's at least four!)
• A glimpse of the greatest superhero of our generation
• According to John Cusack and the Mayans, the end of the world AKA Armageddon(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/).

You're excited right? Of course you are! - So in the face of economic melt-down let's all enjoy 2012, in the words of a Optimus Prime 'All we need is a little energon and alot of luck'



Who Will Win in the Age Long Battle of...

This year I will be making some important changes to my life...

"Holy Shower-Peep-Hole Batman!"

That's right through a super secret spyhole in the batcave I managed to get this artist's impression of  Bruce Wain shaving his pits (I guess to stop chaffage when using his grappling hook etc.) but the weird thing is he showers in a cowel!

I didnt have a camera with me as I was naked and holding something else at the time, so I thought the best thing to do was to cartoon what I saw and submit it to the papers, so far there has been no interest in the story.

Also I am a little worried as when I scarpered from the scene I think I triggered some kind of alarm, after which I heard a soapy Batman exclaiming something like 'I will hunt you down and end you, pervert!', but what's he going to do? I made the whole thing up, well not Batman, but the whole shower thing. I did it for the money, I know it was wrong, sorry. Anyway I'd better get back to fabricating lies to post on the internet.

Ooodles of Doodles...

News Flash!

I have successfully combined the two best things in the universe, I have made the most incredible match up since the Amalgam Comics classic 'Dark Claw'

Here it is the Zedi: (yup you guessed it! half zombie-half Jedi)

'These are not the brains your looking for'

That's right kids, an undead Jedi knight hungry for Jar Jar Binks' brain juice, to punish him for ruining the greatest film series of all time.

The Blue Prints

So as promised to my massive fanbase (tumbleweed slowly blows past, also uninterested) here are the blueprints for the aforementioned 'Greatest Invention Ever'

Best Bit:"He was lame...now he's cool" Worst bit: Blueprints are grey

As you can see it's really coming together now, and I doubt it will be long before the money starts rolling in.

I wont bore you with the science of it, but lets just say 'the world as we know it is going to change!'
(by world I mean my blog, and by change I mean get a few more posts.)

Forget public transport, exercise and long distance relationships, the future's here and it's in greyscale!